No. 634

Recent Posts from No. 634


  • Why I rock pink

    I don't understand the point of these University of Minnesota crime alerts. The theme seems to be: "Young-ish black men wearing dark clothes mugged someone. Watchout." I’m sure the police are frustrated when the only…

  • Westminster Presbyterian Church

    Every time I see the towers of downtown's Westminster Presbyterian Church, I imagine a giant toddler meandering down the street and hole punching those shapes into the top of the towers. Here are some pictures.…

  • Smile for me

    I'm trying to teach Harley to smile for the camera. It is obviously not working.

  • Shitshow

    I was at work when I decided to check my email. It was 1:30pm, and the plan was to work until 6pm and then go home to prep for tomorrow’s oral argument. I had about…

  • Professor E silences the Beaver

    The one thing I love about my Real Estate Law professor is her ability to control the classroom while keeping a smile on her face. Yesterday, Eager Beaver, a boy who actively participates in class,…

  • The bus I wasn’t officially on

    I did not go to school yesterday morning. Instead, I took the dog around lake Calhoun and reexamined my reasons for being in law school. Something wasn’t working and it was time to figure it…

  • Best Week Ever 11: Reboot

    It feels like fall, it feels like finals. The leaves lasted for (what feels like) two weeks. Some trees dropped their leaves immediately, whereas others went out in style: That’s over now. Almost all of…

  • Fall leaves in Minneapolis

    Cliché but required. It’s not fall without pictures of the leaves: [gallery link="file"] RSS/Facebook readers: click here if you cannot see the gallery. The thumbnails link to larger files.

  • The body double

    I returned to the bedroom to find that I had been replaced, but decided not to interrupt the lovefest:

  • Mayhem

    Harley is a little sick – he has an upset stomach – so I knew that I had a problem when I returned from my job to an apartment that smelled like dog-McFlurry. I let…