toiletlaw


Urban Dictionary defines "toilet law" as "shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by BigLaw associates. Often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale."

Author: A young lawyer at a personal injury firm.

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Recent Posts from toiletlaw


  • 323 – Reason 452 why being a lawyer is bad for you

    There are a lot of reasons why being a lawyer is bad for you. First and foremost your choice of career has likely saddled you with 6 figures in debt and incredibly bleak job prospects.…

  • A quick post about how much recruiters suck

    I’m trying to relocate from city 17 to jurisdiction X, where i earned my license a while ago. The reason? A woman. Such is life. The problem is, the woman owns a home in a…

  • A primer for those not familiar with JDU and Tom the Temp

    I frequently namedrop JD Underground and Tom the Temp. It’s because of those I ever found out about the original toiletlaw.com site. I assumed this would be a narrowcast blog towards the bitter law students…

  • Nothing is forever

    Thanks to the nature of my practice, I’m pretty much a realist when it comes to practically everything. However, when it comes to chicks I had a hard on for, I always held some sort…

  • Stupid E/N bullshit

    Not much on the toiletlaw front. RapeBoy pled out one of his two cases in City 17, and sentencing is set for a couple months from now. Going to have to drag the doctors back…

  • On the logic of criminals

    95% of criminal clients, by the very nature of their being, are inherently fucking dumb as hell. This is a simple concept most people can understand; then again most people do not kick in doors…

  • You have selected Miltoncide.

    If you know the name of the human debris being murdered, press one. Our office is part of a network of attorneys who get referrals for free through some prepaid legal plan. It pays pretty…

  • Things you hear at a Golden Corral

    I had to hop a Sunday plane to Jurisdiction X to attend required CLE video replays. Since I’m toiletlaw/TTT 4 lyfe I decided to stop for a cheap breakfast instead of cook one. So I…

  • Scenes from toilet divorces

    People divorce for two reasons mostly: money troubles and fucking other people. One of the main documents you file in a divorce is a financial affidavit. It is supposed to give a snapshot to the…

  • My own personal Milton

    I work with this humanoid in the office. Whereas I’m more of a “go-to hearing” monkey, everything’s kinda my responsibility guy, this loathsome wretch of a misanthrope pretty much does research and writing. On occasion…