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Wonkette focuses on Washington, D.C., gossip. It is published by Gawker Media.

Author: Editor Alex Pareene, a writer, has identified himself in interviews as "a 20-year-old NYU dropout."

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JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst ... [America's Worst Governor]
JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst governor and alcoholic adulterous sex-assaulter crook Jim Gibbons and his power-crazed wife Dawn are finally getting the divorce everybody always knew they'd get, and it's going to be ugly,…
Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day [Happy As Ever]
The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado's Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning "chest-bumping"…
John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name' [Outdoor Advertising]
Ooh looky it's another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps…
Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster [Abc Afterschool Special]
We usually don't like to encourage the comedy YouTube jokes because none of them are funny, or it's something you can watch on the TeeVee, later, on your sofa or whatever, eating your "carry out."…
Scott McClellan's A Big Hit! [Mission Accomplished]
SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S SAYING ABOUT SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S NEW #1 BOOK, GEORGE BUSH JR. MADE VAGUE ERRORS! "I would think if he harbored such deep feelings about things he wouldn't have and shouldn't have accepted the…
Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight! [Announcements]
Hello Peoples! Remember that whole thing about your Wonkette getting a new home, and all that? Well, it is still true — and tonight, Wonkette will suffer the miracle of transmigration. What will this mean?…
BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water ... [WTF?]
BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY: "Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/ That eat figs./ Stepping on the figs/ That the apes/ Eat, they crunch./ The apes howl, bare/ Their fangs, dance,/ Tumble in the/ Rushing…
McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital [The Empty Pockets Tour Of America]
Ever since John McCain pissed all over Mitt Romney in a debate, and even before then, Mormons haven't taken kindly to the foul-mouthed, unhandsome, twice-married atheist grumpus. So it's no surprise that McCain might get…
Karl Rove Calls Scott McClellan Gay Woodsman [Annals Of Logging]
Wonkette comical typos operative "Ron" sends us this screen shot of a CNN.com article in which Karl Rove lets slip a revelation of his own about terrible snitch Scott McClellan. McClellan's syntax in his new…
Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage [Mutual Hatred]
Hillary Clinton continued the Enfranchisement Tour 2k8 today in South Dakota, which is fully franchised and will likely go for Obama on June 3 but doesn't matter. While there she visited the only "thing" in…