Peeps in Law Story 3: Luther Strangepeep Sharply Criticizes BPeep Claims Czar Ken Feinpeep
Luther Strangepeep Sharply Criticizes BPeep Claims Czar Ken Feinpeep
By The Alabama State Peeps (special thanks to Debbie Harper, Hunter Harris, Kristi & Leyden Skipper, Katherine Church & Renee Avery)
MOBILE, Alabama—The Gulf Coast Peep Facility “appears peeply proud” of having processed half of BPeeps oil spill claims while it has rejected many peep applicants for no apeepmant reason and left others desperately waiting, Luther Strangepeep wrote in a peepmemo. “Quit peeping your feet and stalling the large majority of claims to a point where peeps are so flattened that they settle for anything,” Strangepeep wrote in the peepmemo to oil spill claims czar Ken Feinpeep. “Remember, your job is to compensate the victims — not magnify their problems by playing games with BPeep’s money (to BPeep’s benefit.)” A spokespeep for Feinpeep didn’t respond to a request for comment.
Disclaimer: For the sake of art, Peeps were harmed in the making of this diorama.