Opening Statements

Hearsay: December 2013

Posted Dec 1, 2013 5:10 AM CDT

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The number of women now authorized to practice law in Saudi Arabia

Source: Jurist, Oct. 7.

$60,000

The amount of attorney fees that MTV’s 16 and Pregnant star Kristina Head was ordered to pay on behalf of celebrity blogger Perez Hilton after losing a libel claim against him.

Source: Hollywood, Esq., Sept. 30.

Fifteen

The number of patent assertion entities (aka “patent trolls”) that are publicly traded companies.

Source: “Stumping Patent Trolls on the Bridge to Innovation” (PDF), Progressive Policy Institute, Oct. 1.

$85 billion

Total combined revenue last year for the world’s 100 largest law firms.

Source: The American Lawyer, Oct. 1.

$500 million

The estimated amount of legal fees Weil, Gotshal & Manges has collected as counsel to Lehman Brothers Holdings in its Chapter 11 filing.

Source: ABAJournal.com, Sept. 11.

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Say What?

“Flogging. And what I would say now is, yes, if a state enacted a law permitting flogging, it is immensely stupid, but it is not unconstitutional. A lot of stuff that’s stupid is not unconstitutional. I gave a talk once where I said they ought to pass out to all federal judges a stamp, and the stamp says: Whack! [pounds his fist]—STUPID BUT CONSTITUTIONAL. Whack! [pounds again]—STUPID BUT CONSTITUTIONAL! Whack!—STUPID BUT CONSTITUTIONAL … [laughs]. And then somebody sent me one.” —Justice Antonin Scalia, New York magazine, Oct. 6.

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