Alternative Dispute Resolution
‘Stealth Coop’ Can Smooth Neighbors’ Ruffled Feathers Over Backyard Chickens
Posted Jun 15, 2009 2:53 PM CST
By Martha Neil
Although some neighbors are squawking about a potential farm nuisance in an urban area, backyard chickens are a growing trend in cities throughout the country. Among those now struggling with the issue are officials in New Haven, Conn., who held a contentious public hearing on the issue this month, reports the Los Angeles Times.
While a few hens might not pose a significant problem, critics fear that backyard chicken coops—or related farming efforts, such as beekeeping and miniature goat herds—could get out of hand. Because of such concerns, recent pro-backyard chicken lobbying efforts in the village of Caledonia, Wis., went down to defeat, the newspaper reports.
Even when a municipality may not permit backyard hens, however, urban residents apparently are finding a way to appease neighbors, at best, or evade the long arm of the law, at worst. One way of doing so is the so-called stealth chicken coop.
To make his family's chicken, Fluffy, more palatable to a neighbor, Dennis Harrison-Noonan, who works in Madison, Wis., as a handyman, constructed a 4-by-8 coop that looks like a child's playhouse, the newspaper reports. It even has a window box planted with petunias.
Urged by a friend to offer blueprints for the nontraditional henhouse online, he says he sold 1,000 within the past year at $35 each. "I thought I might sell 10, 20 max," he tells the Times.
Related earlier coverage:
ABAJournal.com: "‘Sexy’ Seattle Pet: Backyard Chicken"
ABAJournal.com: "Towns Abuzz Over Backyard Bees"

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B. McLeod
Jun 15, 2009 3:21 PM CST
Brave Caledonia, dear are thy mountains.
I sigh for the valley of dark Lochnagar.
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BC
Jun 16, 2009 7:31 AM CST
A stealth coop—a very nice cedar playhouse from Sam’s Club—didn’t save my backyard flock (5 hens). The chickens were really cool and the eggs were great. But, if a neighbor wants to rat you out, they will. My kids were very bummed.
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J.D.
Jun 16, 2009 7:49 AM CST
This is the result of mass immigration and the slowing of assimilation.
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T.R.
Jun 16, 2009 9:02 AM CST
@ J.D.:
Trolling again—without actually reading the article I see? But based on your response to the synopsis alone, you clearly do not know anything about Wisconsin. Caledonia is as much a rural, white, conservative community as you’ll find.
As for Madison, WI: Your incessant attacks against all things progressive are not entirely misplaced here, but still innaccurate. Madison is a rather liberal town that is very much on the organic food trend.
Is it so difficult to imagine that American citizens might actually want to raise/grow their own food? Or do we, in order to assimilate as “real Americans,” abandon any connection to the natural world and line up at the supermarket to be fed with food products that came from…wherever? Is that how ‘real’ Americans do it?
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Cindy
Jun 16, 2009 10:43 AM CST
I kept pet chickens when I was younger. The birds are much smarter and more affectionate than is generally known. When kept in a clean manner, they choose to stay clean, and a clean enclosure does not stink. Like other pets treasured for ‘intelligence,’ chickens have personalities, they play, they enjoy being held and petted, and they lay the most awesome eggs because when fed and kept right, chickens lay eggs w/orange yolks and lots of omega-3 fats in them, the ‘healthy’ kind of fat. They control insects, function as watchdogs in that they warn you of anything going on, and the hens are quieter than most dogs. In fact, if they don’t SEE your chickens or get close enough to hear the gentle clucking, most would never be aware you had them. Yet some people put up with neighbors’ noisy, dangerous dogs, and odors emanating from their waste, because they have a perception of a chicken being a ‘farm’ animal, and a dog as a ‘pet.’ Chickens made great pets for me, and whether you keep them primarily as pets or for eggs, they are actually well suited to urban back yards.
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B. McLeod
Jun 16, 2009 10:10 PM CST
Nae mair we’ll walk by Clyde’s clear stream or by the Broomielaw,
For I must leave the hills and dales o’ Caledonia.
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