Have you stolen a heart without due process? Check out these legal valentine hashtags
Student loans and the rule against perpetuities aren’t exactly romantic, but they’re being worked into tweets at the LawyerValentines, AppellateValentines and JudicialValentines hashtags.
The Florida Bar retweeted a valentine drawing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and a heart bubble that reads, “You violated the 5th Amendment when you took my heart without due process.”
Even the ABA has gotten in on the fun:
Roses are red
— American Bar (@ABAesq) February 14, 2017
Violets are blue
You're my favorite associate
Doing document review.#lawyervalentines
Here are some of the other valentines:
I’ve read @BryanAGarner’s Redbook.
— Ray Panneton (@RayPanneton) February 14, 2017
Searched the #Bluebook, too.
I can’t find the format
to properly say I love you.#LegalValentines
Roses are red,
— Slick Sharkey, Esq. (@SlickSharkey) February 14, 2017
the Book is Blue,
I've cited my love,
see supra n.2.#AppellateValentines#AppellateTwitter @RachelGurvich
Roses are red / violets are plenty / please don't summarily dismiss my affections / under Rule 20 #lawyervalentines
— Suzanne Chiodo (@ChiodoAccord) February 14, 2017
Baby, you look like a million dollars, or roughly the size of my student loan debt. #LawyerValentines
— lawprofblawg (@lawprofblawg) February 14, 2017
Roses are red
— Liza Asbury Newman (@LizaANewman) February 14, 2017
I just got my NORTS
If you dump me today
I'll see you in court#lawyervalentines
The majority opinion says you're appealing. #appellatevalentines #lawyer #valentines
— Panzer Tech Law (@PanzerLegal) February 14, 2017
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: my TRO is granted and you've denied any stays #appellatevalentines
— Rob Rosborough (@NYSAppeals) February 14, 2017
Gavels are brown,
— Suzanne Meehle (@meehlelaw) February 14, 2017
Judges' robes are black,
If you don't want to see them,
Give my client's domain name back. #legalvalentines
My heart doesn't need a rational basis to love you. #JudicialValentines
— Eric Bolinder (@EricBolinderLaw) February 14, 2017