Animal Rights
Swiss Law Protects Goldfish, Guinea Pigs—But Not Popular Baby Hippo
Posted Mar 13, 2009 1:16 PM CST
By Martha Neil
Under Swiss animal-rights provisions, guinea pigs must be kept in pairs to prevent loneliness and unwanted goldfish must be rendered unconscious before being flushed down the toilet.
But there is no protection under Swiss law for a superstar baby hippopotamus at the Basel Zoo facing a likely death sentence. Four-month-old Farasi will be euthanized if he can't find a home at another zoo before he grows old enough to be a threat to his father, reports the Wall Street Journal (sub. req.).
The 220-pound hippo—who is so popular that he beat out tennis star Roger Federer in a 2008 contest to name the "Swiss of the Year"—was born as a result of a common European zoo policy.
Under it, animals are allowed to reproduce even if there is likely to be no room for their offspring when they grow up, the newspaper notes. In such circumstances, zoos do not hesitate to euthanize excess animals and feed them to the lions.
In the U.S., by contrast, zoos frequently opt to impose some form of birth control.

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Andrea Polinski
Mar 15, 2009 7:40 AM CST
Martha Neil is advised not to write about things she does not understand in the first place. The Swiss Animal Welfare Law protects animals from suffering, pain and stress but not from death. The Swiss therefore make sure, that an animal is taken care of properly as long as it lives and does not suffer from social isolation, abuse and pain, but can be humanely euthanized if such a life can not be guaranteed. Have you ever checked how many animals live in misery and social isolation because people have not understood that a dead animal is better off than a suffering animal? I bet, there are millions of pets and captive animals out there that wished they were dead than living a life in misery. Don’t judge before you understand the background- this is another case of the the media trying to make money by directing ignorant people’s attention towards twisted facts and your paper should know better than that.
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J.D.
Mar 15, 2009 12:26 PM CST
Don’t worry, Andrea. We all still understand that liberals care more about animals than human beings. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
ALSO, it’s going to be hard flushing that hippo down the toilet.
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Jennifer
Mar 16, 2009 7:26 AM CST
Technically speaking, considering that conservatives have killed over a million people in Iraq and Afghanistan, I think we could safely say that conservatives are not people persons.
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J.D.
Mar 16, 2009 7:45 AM CST
Conservatives also killed a lot of Nazis. Are you suggesting that was a bad thing too, Jenn?
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Heidi O
Mar 16, 2009 10:06 AM CST
JD. If your comments weren’t replete with ad hominem attacks, they might actually be interesting. But if we removed the ad hominem attacks, there wouldn’t be much left.
It seems that your worldview is that everyone who disagrees with you is a liberal and is bad and everyone who agrees with you is a conservative and therefore good. Oversimplification does have its advantages, I suppose.
Martha made a good point supported by facts and made no judgment of the author except to say that she did not understand what she was writing about. You respond by saying liberalism is a mental disorder? This is germane to what? If you have nothing useful to contribute to the discussion perhaps it would be better if you wrote your comments on little slips of paper and put them in your sock drawer.
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Heidi O
Mar 16, 2009 10:08 AM CST
Excuse me. I meant to say that Andrea had made a good point supported by facts—relevant facts that Martha had left out of her story.
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J.D.
Mar 16, 2009 10:17 AM CST
Thank you for your eloquent commentary, Heidi. The fact that you and Andrea seem apoplectic over goldfish in a foreign country but have never commented on any other story on this site—say, on articles about the head-chopping of babies—illustrates that your priorities put humans beneath animals.
To me, that’s a sign of a mental disorder. But perhaps I’m wrong.
Do tell: Are you at all concerned about the pain and suffering of people still in the womb as their limbs are cut from their bodies? Or is your concern limited to the animal kingdom?
Also, are you the type that is telling kids to refer to fish as “sea kittens”?
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Heidi O
Mar 16, 2009 11:36 AM CST
Interesting definition of apoplexy. You are very good at putting words into other people’s mouths and attempting to pair them with beliefs that they don’t hold. I have no idea what the goldfish in Switzerland are up to nor, frankly, do I care. In your typical rush to judgment and lack of attention you have attempted to define who I am in your over-simplistic terms.
I have indeed commented on this site before, but not much lately because there doesn’t seem to be much point in engaging you in debate because you seem to be more interested in being clever and judgmental than in discussing issues. I learn much more about you while reading your comments than I do about the issues. So what’s the point?
But since you insist on bringing the personal into play, I will correct your judgment of who I am. I think abortion is a horrendous and terrible thing that does indeed end human life (not potential human life, actual human life). No need to emphasize limb-cutting with me. I am well-aware of what abortion is. I have carried 3 children to term and delivered them into healthy lives. I also happen to think embryonic stem cell research is immoral and will result in more harm than good to us as human beings. I believe that we cannot live as human beings while ignoring the big picture of what we are doing to each other and to our own habitat, not to mention the habitat of every other living creature we share the planet with.
Strangely enough if I had to choose between your life and the life of my dog, I would probably choose yours, even though my dog has a much more pleasant disposition than you apparently do. So I am not completely devoid of species loyalty. But I am not arrogant enough to believe that other creatures are without value or should be made to suffer for my own comfort or entertainment.
Does that make me a liberal with a mental disorder (which apparently for you is a redundancy)? You may continue to judge me and everyone else who disagrees with you, but I will simply consider the source and get on with my life.
It’s just too bad that you spend so much energy cutting off issues-oriented debate to serve your own ego. This forum has the potential to be a place of learning and sharing of opinions. But you have made quite certain by the nature of your postings that those who disagree with you will dismiss what you say without even considering it. That’s too bad because you probably have some valuable insights buried in the natural fertilizer.
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Molly McDonough
Mar 16, 2009 11:51 AM CST
OK. This comment stream is devolving. I’d like to remind folks that our comment policy prohibits personal attacks and name-calling. I’ll be more assertively moderating this comment stream and will remove posts that I get complaints about.
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J.D.
Mar 16, 2009 12:20 PM CST
Heidi, I think you’re consistent and I probably don’t have any beef with you, and we’d probably get along just fine. My concern was, first, with Andrea who seems abnormally concerned about animals’ feelings. It’s not always bad thing—I usually relocate any spiders outdoors before turning on my shower should I find one in the tub.
But when Andrea—a person I’ve never seen posting on here before—insults an ABA employee within her first sentence, and then follows it with a confusing, verging on nonsensical rant, I’m going to call out her stability. And since you came to her defense, I prematurely lumped you in with her, and I apologize.
It seems you understand the inconsistency of many of these animal rights types who fret over foreign goldfish, but don’t bat a lash on abortion. And there’s PETA’s efforts—such as attempting to brainwash children into thinking fish are “sea kittens”—which are verging on lunacy.
I’m certainly not the type who likes hunting. In other words, I’m a potential recruit. Unfortunately, the way these animal rights people carry themselves is such a turn off to the average person and they’re doing damage to their own movement.
Oh, and then there’s Jennifer who thinks only “conservatives” killed Iraqis—but that’s whole different topic.
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Heidi O
Mar 16, 2009 12:48 PM CST
JD, my point is that I don’t think anyone else cares whether or not you and I would get along in the real world. Nor do they care what I think about abortion or the Iraq war or hunting or PETA (nor you). It was probably a mistake for me to take up the space to dispute your judgment of who I am, because here we are, talking about ourselves (boring), rather than issues.
So here it is. The fundamental issue that Andrea raised is the ethics of breeding animals that you are fairly certain you will have to euthanize once they cease being cute and entertaining. This has nothing to do with abortion or the Iraq war, liberalism or conservatism. It has everything to do with how we view ourselves as human beings as it relates to the way we treat other animals.
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Paul Scott
Mar 17, 2009 10:27 AM CST
I think everyone is missing the point. The policy is one that is not actually enforced, it is one that any zoo can adhere to if they wish or exclude themselves from too.
Culling of zoo stock goes on all the time to keep populations healthy. Older animals are frequently offered to other zoos in order to keep bloodlines healthy and strong. However, if the animal is not wanted then the only option may be euthanasia.
This leads onto the other point: if culling is prevalent why don’t you hear about it? The simple answer is, would you notice one more or one less ostrich? What about a wallaby? A zebra mouse? A hamster? However, I am certain you would miss a missing dolphin, elephant, gorilla, tiger or hippo!
Why? Because they have charisma and star power. It might seem cynical but some zoos breed certain animals in order to raise footfall into the zoo. If a baby tiger, hippo or elephant does that then so be it. But this time the zoo found themselves with a baby they can’t get rid of that will either be segregated on its own or attacked and killed by its father as it reaches maturity. Sadly, they allowed the baby to be born and hoped a zoo would take it. None can and unfortunately euthanasia is probably the only step left.
It is certainly better than being mauled to death by its father. Cynical yes, but true nonetheless.
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