Cartoon Caption Contest

Cartoon Poll: Which bird-brained caption fits this cartoon best?

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Poll: Which bird-brained caption fits this cartoon best?

two birds in a divorce lawyer's office

  • 34.15%
    He never pays attention to me. All he does is tweet all day.
  • 27.91%
    I guess our marriage started heading south sometime last fall.
  • 37.94%
    Really, our only issue is how to divide the nest egg.

Of the nearly 200 cartoon caption entries this month, there were dozens of plays on Twitter/tweets. Same goes for empty-nesters and disputes over the couple’s nest egg. Staff favorites are below. Now it’s your turn to vote on the entry that will appear in an upcoming issue of the ABA Journal.

Vote in the cartoon poll for one of the below captions before by 11:59 p.m. Aug. 28:

• He never pays attention to me. All he does is tweet all day. —submitted by Janice Ramsay of Irvine, California

• I guess our marriage started heading south sometime last fall. —submitted by Christopher A. Stecher of San Francisco, California

• Really, our only issue is how to divide the nest egg. —submitted by Brent R. Cromley of Billings, Montana

How to vote: Using our poll, select the caption you think best fits the scene depicted in the cartoon.

Voting period: Votes must be cast by 11:59 p.m. Aug. 28.

What’s the prize? Bragging rights. Plus, the winning caption and credit to the caption writer will appear in an upcoming issue of the ABA Journal.

For complete rules, follow this link. To view past cartoons, check out this gallery or follow the Cartoon Caption Contest RSS feed.

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