Poll: Vote for the caption that best depicts this pilloried lawyer’s problem

  • 57.92% -- “Then I said, ‘Judge, you don’t have the guts to hold me in contempt.’ ” (501 votes)
  • 17.46% -- “Hi! Would either of you be interested in joining the Medieval Bar Association? First-time members will be entered into a raffle to win this antique pillory.” (151 votes)
  • 24.62% -- “Oh, sure, as if I’m the first to stick my neck out for a guilty client.” (213 votes)

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