Peeps in Law Story 3: Attack of the Zombie Peeps
Attack of the Zombie Peeps
By Maryanne M. Wells, Undead Bar Association
This diorama was inspired by a 2010 story out of Minneapolis, where seven ‘zombies’ sued the city for violating their constitutional rights. The city settled. A similar case in Peepland went to trial. Plaintiff’s attorney Pink maneuvered two zombie peeps onto the jury, arguing the zombie jurors were necessary if his clients’ case was to be heard by a jury of their peeps. By the time the first witness was called, two zombie jurors had become four…and judging by the way one of the zombies is looking at the purple juror, four will soon be five. How do you make a closing argument to a jury of zombie peeps with one thing on their minds (marsmallowy brains)?