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Which swimming-with-sharks caption is the best fit?
Do you think court proceedings should be broadcast?
This poll ended on Mon, July 28, 2014 - 12:10:48.
Yes, the public has a right to see all proceedings.
512 votes (35.29%)
No, cameras don't belong in the courtroom.
507 votes (34.94%)
Only if all parties consent to the filming.
311 votes (21.43%)
Only criminal court proceedings.
121 votes (8.34%)
Which spoon-on-the-witness-stand caption fits best?
This poll ended on Sun, June 22, 2014 - 11:59:05.
"Mr. Spoon, let's clarify for the Court, it is your testimony under oath, that before the accident, you did not see this fork in the road?"
420 votes (30.09%)
Ironically, his testimony cut like a knife.
362 votes (25.93%)
"You left my client for quite a little dish, didn't you?"
221 votes (15.83%)
"Are you asking this court to believe that you've never been seen with my client?"
214 votes (15.33%)
"Paternity tests show you're the father of the spork."
179 votes (12.82%)