Submitted by Felicia Mercer of Layton, Utah.

“The Federal Prosecutor filed a complaint against the defendant Mr. Peep Knowden that contained more than 30 federal offenses including spying on American soil and stealing prized rubies from a local jeweler.

The defendant claims he was part of a ghost operation for the P.I.A. (Peeps Intelligence Agency), and further claims that he’s one of their top trained Ghost.

When confronted during deposition representatives from the P.I.A. denied having any knowledge of an ‘officer Peep Knowden’ and further denied knowledge of any ghost operation that included the stealing of prized rubies that were to be sold and the funds used to finance other P.I.A. missions. They emphatically denied that Mr. Knowden is one of ‘theirs’.

But many in the court suspected that the P.I.A. was guilty of a cover up.

Suspicions became heightened when Mrs. Knowden entered the courtroom wearing a very expensive ruby necklace.”