Poll: Render your judgment on this courtroom scene

  • 56.75% -- "When I said I’d tell the truth 'so help me God,' I didn’t mean it literally!” (471 votes)
  • 14.7% -- “I don't think this witness needs to place her hand on a Bible, Your Honor.” (122 votes)
  • 28.55% -- “The perjury detector is now operational.” (237 votes)

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