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Poll: Which emoji caption makes you LOL?

  • 27.34% -- “Your honor, I wish to excuse juror No. 1 for cause. It appears that this juror does not have their head on straight.” (231 votes)
  • 41.3% -- “Call me old-fashioned, but I can remember when reading the mood of a jury required some skill.” (349 votes)
  • 31.36% -- “I move for a mistrial, your honor. The jury is clearly ‘emoji-onally’ compromised.” (265 votes)

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