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Poll: Which snake-themed caption is most charming?

  • 23.83% -- “As you can see, I’m putting my asp on the line with this new proposal.” (168 votes)
  • 45.25% -- “If I can charm a snake into doing this, imagine what I can do with a jury!” (319 votes)
  • 30.92% -- “Pick your poison. My version of your divorce decree, or hers.” (218 votes)

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