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Poll: If lawyers made candy hearts, what would yours say?

Vote for your favorite featured answer from last week’s question of the week.

  • 38.16% -- “This candy heart is a nonbinding expression of a future intent.” (29 votes)
  • 7.89% -- “You’re appealing in every case.” (6 votes)
  • 13.16% -- “Our love has no statute of limitations.” (10 votes)
  • 26.32% -- “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.” (20 votes)
  • 14.47% -- “I want to spend all my nonbillable hours with you.” (11 votes)

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