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Poll: What question does this lawyer have for his robot witness?

  • 43.72% -- “Do you really expect this court to believe that this was your original idea, and that a light bulb just went off in your head?" (87 votes)
  • 28.14% -- “From the look on your face it seems pretty easy to push your buttons.” (56 votes)
  • 28.14% -- “Sir, say bleep one more time, and you will be in contempt of court." (56 votes)

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