Poll: Which monumental caption is set in stone?

44.97% -- “His job is to deal with all of the ‘head cases’ on the island.” (2466 votes)

4.49% -- “As you can see, Judge Stone had a monumental career.” (246 votes)

50.55% -- “According to the local legend, a genie granted this judge one wish, and the judge said: 'Normally I like beer, but I always wanted to know what it felt like to get stoned.’ ” (2772 votes)