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Poll: Which bird-brained caption fits this cartoon best?

two birds in a divorce lawyer's office

  • 34.15% -- He never pays attention to me. All he does is tweet all day. (126 votes)
  • 27.91% -- I guess our marriage started heading south sometime last fall. (103 votes)
  • 37.94% -- Really, our only issue is how to divide the nest egg. (140 votes)

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