Poll: Which shark-fin caption best suits this cartoon?

Vote in the cartoon poll for one of these reader-submitted captions by the end of the day on May 24.

• 17.75% -- “It started to grow when I passed the bar.” (98 votes)
• 27.36% -- For some reason it seems like I need to be constantly moving. (151 votes)
• 54.89% -- “I still can’t figure out how they knew I was a trial lawyer?” (303 votes)

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