Poll: Pick the best toxic tort caption

After winnowing down the cartoon contest entry list, these are the three staff picks. Now it’s your turn to vote for the winning caption that will appear in an upcoming issue of the magazine. Read the post and add comments here.

• 41.79% -- "You should be grateful. Most of my colleagues wouldn't touch a lawyer with a 10 foot pole." (28 votes)
• 20.9% -- "I was told this case is toxic." (14 votes)
• 37.31% -- "I apologize for my attire; my malpractice carrier heard you were coming today." (25 votes)

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