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Poll: Vote to crown this month’s cartoon caption contest winner

To have your vote count in this month’s poll, vote before March 30.

  • 33.79% -- "I'm sorry I called you 'judge,' Your Majesty. This is my first time in federal court." (74 votes)
  • 47.49% -- "But your honor, 'drawn and quartered' is outside the traffic court sentencing guidelines." (104 votes)
  • 18.72% -- Wendy's argument wasn't gaining any traction with the Burger Court. (41 votes)

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