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Poll: Pick the funniest washed-out witness caption

  • 19.63% -- "This is the last time I retain a rainmaker to represent me!" (43 votes)
  • 57.08% -- Apparently my umbrella policy doesn’t cover this. (125 votes)
  • 23.29% -- And to think I was worried that you'd hang me out to dry. (51 votes)

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