ABA Journal

Poll: Pick your favorite UFO cease-and-desist caption

ABA Journal staffers have sifted through January cartoon contest entries and now it’s your turn to pick a favorite. The winning caption will appear with credit to the author in an upcoming issue of the magazine.

  • 39.33% -- Take me to your lawyer. (59 votes)
  • 32.67% -- Have you no idea how strong your laser pointer is? (49 votes)
  • 28% -- What venue problem? (42 votes)

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