ABA Journal

Poll: Which caption is the fairest of them all?

May 2019 Cartoon

  • 54.1% -- “My client wishes to exercise its right to remain silent.” (356 votes)
  • 10.18% -- “With all due respect, Your Highness, I am not the fairest, but I do get the highest verdicts.” (67 votes)
  • 35.71% -- “You have been replaced as fairest of them all by a younger woman. Do you want to sue for age discrimination?” (235 votes)

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